So the day started out okay and went
downhill from there. Let me get my gripes out first. This hostel is the
worst that I’ve stayed in. Why? Is it the facilities or the cleanliness? No.
It’s because there are fucking teenagers, and I mean young teenagers, like
maybe 14 years old staying here. A large group of them. They’re loud. They’re
obnoxious, and rude and did I mention loud? They hog the computers, they run up
and down the halls and stairs. WTF!? This is supposed to be a backpacker’s
hostel, not a daycare.
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Knights in Effigy |
So this morning I went to find the
Templar church. It was difficult, through a gate off Fleet Street and down a
road. The church was bombed in WWII so it’s not very cool, but the effigies of
the Knights are. I think they’re about all that’s left of the previous
building, and I think they’ve been heavily restored as they were damaged badly
in the war.
I then went to take a boat trip. I
thought it would be fun. I was wrong. It was awful. The boat is the Thames
Express, supposed to be fast, but isn’t. They need some tips from the Venetians
on how to operate a water bus service. It was not fun at all. First there was
only a few seats out on the deck, not much room. So you have to sit inside. But
the windows don’t open so you can’t see jack and taking pictures is pointless.
And it’s expensive. £10 for a roundtrip ticket. And it seemed like everyone on
the boat had an average of three children with them. Half toddlers. Half
crying. Strollers everywhere.
So I thought Greenwich would be
nice. Not so much. Crowded. Tourists everywhere. I couldn’t even find the prime
meridian thing, but hell. There were so many people, that if it had been in
front of me, I might not have seen it.
I started to eat in a pub, but the
girl was short and rude to me so I left. I wasn’t in any mood to put up with
it. But it worked out because I ate Tex Mex! Silly I know. It was pretty good.
Not authentic of course (they didn’t use hot plates or have homemade
tortillas), but it was still good and pretty cheap. I stuffed myself for £8 and
am still so full I don’t feel hungry. I don’t feel like eating dinner.
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Tex Mex in London |
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The Hostel looked cool, but wasn't |
I tried calling Taine. Oh, yeah, so
I endured the boat ride back to Embankment. It sucked. I came back to the
hostel early. Taine isn’t answering her phone. I was thinking about skipping
Canterbury. Maybe I’m just pissed off from being in this hostel and in London,
it’s so crowded. I feel there are better places to be. Maybe the hostel in
Canterbury will be better. How can they call this a backpacker’s hostel and
allow children? The hostel is clean, the facilities are great, but I hate
children. Especially loud and obnoxious ones. I would not stay here again. I
mean, here I’ve had a crappy day, on a boat with screaming children, but
instead of coming back to a hostel that is chilled out with a good vibe I get
to listen to fourteen year olds scream and yell in Turkish and run around in
circles, and up and down the stairs and hallways. Not fucking cool.
I
knew the hostel in Canterbury will charge me for a night because it’s too late
to cancel, but I almost don’t care, because I’m quite ready to just go to
Taine’s.